You Know I Don't Know What I'm Doing Right?

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

the-rosy-doctor:

fictionalfix:

groovytimeladyinspace:

 #I can just imagine a conversation going #MOM! #WHAT?!#WHERE DID YOU PUT THE JOHN GREEN NOVELS? #THEY’RE SOMEWHERE IN MAINE #NO I CHECKED MAINE. THEY’RE NOT IN MAINE #WELL MAYBE VERMONT#IT WAS SOME NEW ENGLAND STATE #and I’d end up finding them somewhere in Nevada or something

This bookshelf of only 48 states leaves me…

looking for Alaska

Looks like this country is full of…

Paper Towns

get the fuck out of here you clever little shits

velgaduere:

nandosagi:

bratscad:

• Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
• They take their time to develop them
• Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
• Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
• Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
• Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
• Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan

[keikaku intensifies]

this will never stop being relevant

vickyborean:

quintuplehorror:

lovecorgis:

Meet Grady, a four year old corgi and my fuzziest friend. He also has earned the title of “hero”. Let me tell you the story:

This afternoon, 3:45, I saw a bottle sitting just inside of the fence. Naturally, I headed to pick it up because I live in a woods and littering can kill the animals.

Grady flipped. He started barking and howling and herded me away from that bottle as fast as his stumps let him. I didn’t understand what all the fuss was about, but I let him herd me away because he doesn’t act like this so often. To prove he was just being paranoid to him, I threw a rock at the bottle.

It blew up, scaring me to death. It turns out that the bottle was a Drano bottle bomb, and it could easily have hurt me or killed the corgi. I didn’t take any pictures, and I’m sure the plastic shreds aren’t enough evidence, but this dog is a hero to me. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and remember that corgis, not diamonds, are a girl’s best friend.

Oh my god

Listen to the dogs. If they freak out for no reason let them herd you away. Ours have yet to react like that in a way but when they do ima get them and myself the hell out of dodge.

beaniebaneenie:

overland-frost:

livewith-nolimit:

gnarly:

lokii-d:

binaryhearts:

landogrey:

hannahcolwell:

stigmatophiliac:

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.

whaat

what

whatt

what

wut

It was E.T. on some fly shit

More like the Flash

This is clearly Side-Along Apparition. 

(Source: onlylolgifs)

lemonorangelime:

Commission for Cleo

I hope you like it, love :D

treasurewisesilliness:

This is Japan in a nutshell.  Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual.  This, this is the beauty of the country.  I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets.  In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go.

It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in.

(Source: s-nn-mero)

bound-open:

Bahahaha. Fucking love this

(Source: verydirtystories)